Making OUR wedding YOUR business

Serious Wedding Business

This is serious business indeed. More than just a merger. Beyond the creation of a dynamic new brand. This is a launch of a truly special venture… one that warrants the gathering and consensus of our most valued shareholders.

Not since the IPO of Facebook or Bre-X has a general meeting of stakeholders been so eagerly anticipated.

You have been invited to this event in acknowledgment of your role as a highly appreciated, reliable and preferred partner in our new organizational structure – and in our hearts. We hope that you can attend and share this special occasion as we ratify our union.

In addition to memorable celebrations, an abundance of toasts and great company, we are also looking forward to thrilling attendees with a 7-hour PowerPoint presentation of our go-forward plan, a line-by-line review of our 2,800 page developmental prospectus (with a 30+ year horizon) and an exciting “interpretative dance” team building exercise led by CEO Ronan Halloran.

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Please RSVP so that we will be able to effectively manage media requests, delineate the area of the no-fly zone and supply our agent with specifics needed to drive up the tabloid bid price for our exclusive wedding photos.

M, K & R

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